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[Tom Mabe Phone Prank Guy Pretends To Be F.B.I Agent When Talking To Telemarketer]
[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]
[Male Speaker 1:]
Um, I wanted to switch gears a little bit. Tom Mabe was our guest last week.
[Male Speaker 2:]
Yes he was.
[Male Speaker 1:]
We’ve had a lot of requests for this. He has a little stunt that he does, he leaves a tape recorder by his phone, and when the phone rings he hits the button, and if it is a telemarketer he records the call.
[Male Speaker 2:]
Puts them on a little bit.
[Male Speaker 1:]
And I thought, we’d give this one a listen.
[Tom Mabe:]
Hello?
[Mike:]
Yes, can I speak with Tom Mabe?
[Tom Mabe:]
Who’s calling?
[Mike:]
This is Mike [beep], you have been selected to receive a complete digital satellite system for free. With this you’re going to-
[Tom Mabe:]
Let me ask you something. Did you know Tom Mabe? Are you a friend of his?
[Mike:]
No I’m not. I’m just calling to offer-
[Tom Mabe:]
Hold that thought, hold on a second, (Hey guys get really good pictures of the body, and dust everything down for prints) Mike you there?
[Mike:]
Yeah.
[Tom Mabe:]
Yeah, let me bring you up to speed, you’ve actually called a murder scene; Mr. Mabe is no longer with us. I’m Officer Clarke. I’m conducting a homicide investigation. I want to ask you a series of questions. First of all; what was the nature of the business you had with Tom Mabe?
[Mike:]
I… I had no business with him. I’m sorry to have bothered-
[Tom Mabe:]
No hang on, I’m going to ask you to stay on the phone this call has already been traced and we may need to come in for further questioning.
[Mike:]
You don’t understand, I’m just calling-
[Tom Mabe:]
No you don’t understand, unless you want to be charged with obstruction of justice it is imperative that you keep your ass on the phone Mike.
[Mike:]
How about you just talk with my supervisor?
[Tom Mabe:]
No we will get to your supervisor in a second. First give me your where-abouts.
[Mike:]
I am at work.
[Tom Mabe:]
You’re at work?
[Mike:]
Yes.
[Tom Mabe:]
You being a smart ass?
[Mike:]
No sir.
[Tom Mabe:]
Let me put it to you this way Mike. Say I wanted to mail your ass a letter. What would I have to write on the outside of the envelope to ensure that the mail man would deliver it right to your ass? Geographically speaking Mike, where is work?
[Mike:]
40 West [beep] [beep] Littleton, Colorado.
[Tom Mabe:]
Now hold on that’s-
[Mike:]
Yes sir.
[Tom Mabe:]
Hold on one second alright, (Get the Littleton Police Department, Homicide Division on the phone, give them this information. Tell them that he is being sought in connection with a fatal shooting and aggravated robbery). How do you know Mr. Mabe again?
[Mike:]
Wait. You are calling the Littleton Police Department? I’m hundreds of miles away. I don’t even know the guy. I’m in Colorado.
[Tom Mabe:]
No, don’t let that scare you, it is just a formality. Have you ever been to his place of residence?
[Mike:]
No.
[Tom Mabe:]
And tell me again, where were you last night between the hours of 8 and 10?
[Mike:]
I’m not feeling real comfortable by any of this.
[Tom Mabe:]
Have you even ever spoke with Mr. Mabe, Mike?
[Mike:]
No I haven’t. I don’t even know the guy. That’s what I have been trying to tell you.
[Tom Mabe:]
OK great, just calm down, hold on, look, just back up. I’ve just got one more question for you Mike. As you well know I’m sure. Mr. Mabe was a flaming homosexual. And there is no easy way of asking [you]. I don’t want to embarrass, you or nothing but, were you his gay lover?
[Mike:]
What? No! What the hell kind of question is that?
[Tom Mabe:]
Look, look. If gay is your way that is OK. I still know there are a lot of you gay people in that closet. Not saying I haven’t thought about it myself, you know? Go out to Las Vegas or something, buy a couple of drinks, cute little Mexican midget.
[Mike:]
This is ridiculous.
[Tom Mabe:]
Hello?
