My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who did a great job at serving everyone drinks and food.
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The Gay Flight Attendant
A flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told everyone that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the bigscary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’
She calmly turned her head and said, ‘In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.’ To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, ‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.
EDiT : Changed narration from 1st Person to 3rd.
