With the completion of the last will and testament, the invalid father said to his son, ‘All of my money, stocks, bonds, and real estate will be yours after I die.’
The son replied, ‘Dad, is there anything at all that I can do to make your remaining days more tolerable?’
‘Well, son, yes, there is something you could do. You could take your foot off of my oxygen line!’
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