Wallace walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier called out to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.” Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.👇Continue Reading Below in the first C0MMENT👇
A man walks into a supermarket, unfortunately his zipper is down
Walks into a bar
A young female cashier approached the man and said to him, “Your barracks door is open.” Not a phrase that men usually use, so the man went about his business in the store, slightly confused.
As he was almost done with his shopping, another man came up to him and said, “Hey buddy, your fly is open.” The man promptly zipped his pants up, thanked the man, and went to finish up his shopping.
When it was time to checkout, he made sure to get into the line where the young lady was who’d originally spoken to him. Planning on having a bit of fun with her, when it was his turn to checkout, he asked her, “When you saw that my barracks door was open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at attention?”
The young lady thought for a moment, and told the man: “No, no sir I did not. I did however see a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.”
