A man walking home late one night from the pub.

Decides to take a shortcut through the cemetery. He’s walking through then starts hearing a tapping noise. He gets a little scared and speeds up but the tapping seems to get louder and closer so he starts running and dodging around gravestones but the tapping gets louder.

He runs round a large tombstone and nearly bumps into a man who is hunched down with a hammer and chical tan tan tannina at theand chisel, tap tap tapping at the gravestone.” you gave me such a fright!” He exclaims to the man, ” I thought you were a ghost or something.. what the fuck you doing here at this time of the night?”The man keeps tapping as he whispers, ” They spelt my name wrong”.